The Comparison Everyone Makes
Someone posts a screenshot of American grooming prices in a Facebook group, and within an hour half the comments have concluded that Australians are being overcharged, or undercharging, depending on which way the numbers fell.
So we measured it properly. Every figure below comes from a business that publishes its own price, collected on 7 August 2026, with the sample size, the unit and the exchange rate stated. The whole thing is free to read and free to download at the Pet Services Price Index.
Here is the short version in ninety seconds.
Start With the Naive Comparison
A small dog full groom, the same unit in every country:
- Australia: A$107.50, the middle of 20 groomers
- United States: US$70.00, the middle of 21 groomers
Swap the money over at Reserve Bank of Australia rates, quoted 7 August 2026, and the American figure is A$99.59.
So Australia looks about eight per cent dearer. That is where almost every comparison stops.
One of Those Prices Has Tax In It
Australian businesses have to advertise GST-inclusive prices. That is not a choice, it is how consumer prices must be quoted here. American prices are advertised before sales tax, and they sit outside a customary tip of fifteen to twenty five per cent.
So the two figures are not the same kind of number. One is what the customer pays. The other is what appears on the price list before two further additions.
Take the GST out of the Australian median and it lands at A$97.73, which is below the converted American figure of A$99.59. Add a tip to the American one and the gap widens further.
We do not add a US sales tax rate, and we will not. It runs from nothing to over ten per cent depending on the state and exempts pet services in many of them. There is no honest single number to add, so we say what the basis is instead of inventing one.
Swapping Money Is Not the Same as Spending It
An exchange rate tells you what a currency trades for. It says nothing about what it buys once you are standing in the shop.
Converted at the market rate, a New Zealand groom looks 43 per cent below Australia. But things cost less in New Zealand too, and once you account for that the real gap is nearer 25 per cent. Close to half of that apparent difference was the currency, not the price.
The dollar moves as well. As at 7 August 2026 the Australian dollar buys about 14.8 per cent more than New Zealand price levels imply, 14.5 per cent more than Canadian, 9.1 per cent more than British and only 2.9 per cent more than American. The same table read in six months says something different.
What Everyday Things Cost in Those Same Five Countries
That was the arithmetic. Here is the same idea in a form you can check against your own shopping.
Three things everybody already knows the price of, bought the same way in each of the five countries and converted at the same dated rate as every other figure here.
| Market | A loaf of bread | A litre of milk | A litre of petrol | All three |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | A$0.92 | A$1.47 | A$3.06 | A$5.45 |
| United States | A$2.86 | A$1.58 | A$1.58 | A$6.02 |
| Australia | A$2.69 | A$1.78 | A$2.07 | A$6.54 |
| New Zealand | A$2.09 | A$2.05 | A$2.52 | A$6.66 |
| Canada | A$2.61 | A$2.91 | A$1.72 | A$7.24 |
Read the rows against each other before you read any single one.
Britain has the cheapest bread of the five and the cheapest milk, and by a distance the dearest petrol. America has the cheapest petrol and the dearest bread. Those are two countries contradicting themselves inside one small table, and it is the whole argument of this article in three everyday items: no market here is simply cheap or simply dear, so one price from overseas cannot tell you which kind you are looking at.
Notice where Australia lands. Third of five on the basket, and second of five on the groom once the tax comes out. A mid-priced market with mid-priced living costs is the least surprising result on this page, and it is the opposite of the outlier the original comparison assumed.
Where these come from. Petrol is each country's official national average for a litre of standard unleaded, published by the Australian Institute of Petroleum, the US Bureau of Labor Statistics, the UK Department for Energy Security and Net Zero, Statistics Canada and New Zealand's Ministry of Business, Innovation and Employment, for the period each one states. Bread and milk are the cheapest plain option at that country's largest supermarket chains on 10 August 2026, taken from the retailers' own published prices.
That last one is a shelf price, not a national average, and we will not pretend otherwise. The two are genuinely different statistics: Statistics Canada's all-retailer average for a 675g white loaf is C$3.61, against C$2.48 for the same size at a discounter on the same date. Putting an official average from one country beside a shelf price from another would be exactly the mixed-basis error this whole piece is about, so bread and milk are measured the same way in all five and the official series are kept as a cross-check only.
Pack sizes differ by country, so every figure is normalised: one loaf per 700g, because a standard loaf runs from 567g in America to 800g in Britain, and one litre of milk. That is arithmetic on the local price and has nothing to do with the currency. The two steps are kept separate on purpose.
Two items short. A pint and a takeaway coffee were meant to be in this basket and they are not. No statistics agency in any of the five countries publishes either one, most pubs and cafes do not publish those prices at all, and an American pint is 473ml against the imperial 568ml. We would rather leave a hole and say so than put up a thin number in a piece about other people's thin numbers.
And the Price Is Not What You Keep
A median price on its own tells you nothing about whether a business is making money. What matters is the price against what it costs to deliver.
Running a small business in Australia costs about a quarter more than it did in March 2020. Insurance is up half as much again.
- All costs: +24.6%
- Insurance: +51.7%
- Interest payments: +36.3%
- Wages: +20.3%
Those are not our figures. They come from the AMP Bank Go Small Business Cost Pressure Index, covering 2.7 million Australian small businesses from March 2020 to March 2026, reported by AAP via Michael West Media on 4 August 2026. We cite them and keep them well away from our own medians.
A market that looks dear on a chart may simply be one where it costs more to open the door.
So Here Is the Question That Actually Matters
It has nothing to do with America.
What does an hour on your table actually bring in? And what does that same hour cost you to run?
Take that same A$107.50 groom:
- Two hours on the table: A$53.75 an hour
- Ninety minutes: A$71.67 an hour
- One hour: A$107.50 an hour
Same price. Three completely different jobs.
But that figure is what the hour brings in, not what you keep. Wages, products, rent, insurance, power and tax all come out of it. The number that finishes the sentence is what an hour costs you to run, and the gap between the two is the business. We set out how to work that out in why your pricing problem is probably a capacity problem.
One caveat, because it is the mistake this framing invites: finishing a groom faster only pays you if the time you free up gets sold. Finish at 3pm instead of 3.20pm and go home, and your hourly rate went up while your income did not move at all. Speed is a lever on a full diary. On a half-empty one it just buys you a longer break, and rushing a coat is a bad way to spend it.
The Levers You Actually Control
The price on the board is one lever, and it is the one that requires the most difficult conversation. There are others.
1. What an hour on the table brings in. Your price divided by the time the job really takes, not the time you have written on the price list.
2. What an hour costs you to run. Wages, rent, insurance, products, power. This is the half almost nobody works out, and without it the first number means nothing.
3. Time you free up, once you sell it. Finishing early is only worth money when the slot gets filled. That makes rebooking and a predictable diary the thing that turns saved minutes into income.
4. What else each visit can carry. Nails, teeth, a wash, a package, and the next booking made before they walk out the door. The pet is already on the table and the owner is already there.
None of those depend on what a country on the other side of the world charges, with different wages, different rent, different tax and different customers.
What This Cannot Tell You Yet
We publish the gaps rather than filling them with a guess.
- 24 of 45 country and service combinations are measured. The rest are in collection and say so.
- 468 published prices, read one business at a time.
- One round of collecting, so there are no trends in this yet. Answering "did prices keep pace with costs" needs a second quarter, and we will have one.
Every observation, its service name as listed, its published price and the Australian and US dollar equivalents are downloadable as a CSV. No email, no signup. If you think a figure is wrong, tell us and we will check it.
See the full Pet Services Price Index
Sources
- Petboost Pet Services Price Index, prices collected 7 August 2026 from businesses that publish them. Businesses are not named and no Petboost customer data was used.
- Currency conversion: Reserve Bank of Australia daily exchange rates, quoted 7 August 2026.
- Purchasing power: World Bank International Comparison Program, 2025.
- Cost pressure: AMP Bank Go Small Business Cost Pressure Index, reported by AAP via Michael West Media, 4 August 2026.
- Petrol: Australian Institute of Petroleum week ending 9 August 2026; US Bureau of Labor Statistics series APU000074714, June 2026; UK Department for Energy Security and Net Zero weekly road fuel prices, 3 August 2026; Statistics Canada table 18-10-0001-01, June 2026; MBIE weekly fuel price monitoring, week ending 31 July 2026.
- Bread and milk: published shelf prices at Coles and Woolworths (Australia), Tesco and Sainsbury's (United Kingdom), Woolworths New Zealand, Walmart (United States) and Walmart Canada, captured 10 August 2026. Cross-checked against US Bureau of Labor Statistics average price data and Statistics Canada table 18-10-0245-01, which are all-retailer averages and are reported separately for that reason.
The per-hour figures are the published median divided by a time you supply. They are arithmetic on a real price, not a survey result, and they are revenue per hour before any costs or tax.